How Warm Is It in There

My daughter and I were watching Star Wars. She asked why Luke was climbing inside the Tauntaun.

“To keep warm,” I said.

She thought about it for a second, then asked, “How warm is it in there?”

I looked at her and replied, “Lukewarm.”

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Posted: May 4, 2026 (5 months ago)
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