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Relationship Jokes
Relationship jokes, marriage chaos, breakup nonsense, dating disasters, and romantic decisions that should have come with a warning label.
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Don’t Your Ears Ever Get Cold
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes…
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Let’s Pretend We’re Married
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned…
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The Perfect Woman
A very handsome man decided it was his duty to marry the perfect woman so they could have unbelievably beautiful…
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Is the Coast Clear
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and replies,…
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Words at the Funeral
A man asked a widow if he could say a word at her husband’s funeral. “Certainly,” she replied. He stood…
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The Right Guy
I asked some girl if she was interested in experiencing the best sex in her life.Clean Mode hides the spicy…
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The Birthday Surprise
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My…
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Call the Coroner
A prostitute at a brothel dies during intercourse.Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash Chaos The man runs downstairs, crying, “My…
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The Pain Transfer Machine
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash Chaos Upon their…
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The Importance of Vocabulary
A kid asks his dad, “My English teacher says that it’s important to have a good vocabulary. Is that true?”Clean…
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The Dress in Church and on the Subway
A guy walks into a bar with a black eye. They ask what happened. He says, “Well, I was in…
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Not That Into Her
A woman breaks up with a man with a small penis. His friends were amazed he didn’t seem hurt or…
