Afternoon Tea With Cannibals

Two cannibal friends are sitting together over afternoon tea.

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One looks across the table and asks, “Hey, I heard you and your boyfriend had a massive argument last night?”

“Oh, absolutely,” she replies. “It was dreadful.”

“So, where do things stand between you two now?”

She pauses, takes a delicate sip from her teacup, and says, “Well… right now, I’m just letting him stew.”

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