Joke Type: crude humor

Crude humor jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the

I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the kind of people who think that their shit don’t stink.
Hiking is great. It’s is the only healthy activity you can take

Hiking is great. It’s is the only healthy activity you can take a shit in the middle of doing.
My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With

My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With Tribbles” is the complete lack of attention to tribble shit, which would have to be one of the top concerns.
Word to the wise: No matter how good the sex was, never

Word to the wise: No matter how good the sex was, never high-five your dick.
I’m glad the “Fifty Shades of Grey” author decided to call that

I’m glad the “Fifty Shades of Grey” author decided to call that secret boudoir the “Red Room,” because “Room Where I Get to Stick Stuff Up Your Ass” sounds much less mysterious.
Why do they call it underwear? I call mine manhole covers

Why do they call it underwear? I call mine manhole covers.
Farting in a baby’s face should be legal. It’s not sexual if

Farting in a baby’s face should be legal. It’s not sexual if you’re trying to teach them an important life lesson.
How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might

How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might explain why I’ve been having so much trouble finding the clitoris.
I cover up the offensive vowels when I use words like “shit” and

I cover up the offensive vowels when I use words like “shit” and “fuck.” It’s kind of like putting a bikini over the word’s hairy little cunt.
Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident

Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident smile: “See your grandma over there, kid? Yeah, I fucked her.”