Hiking is great. It’s is the only healthy activity you can take a shit in the middle of doing.
Joke Type: crude humor
Crude humor jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With
My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With Tribbles” is the complete lack of attention to tribble shit, which would have to be one of the top concerns.
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Word to the wise: No matter how good the sex was, never
Word to the wise: No matter how good the sex was, never high-five your dick.
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I’m glad the “Fifty Shades of Grey” author decided to call that
I’m glad the “Fifty Shades of Grey” author decided to call that secret boudoir the “Red Room,” because “Room Where I Get to Stick Stuff Up Your Ass” sounds much less mysterious.
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Why do they call it underwear? I call mine manhole covers
Why do they call it underwear? I call mine manhole covers.
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Farting in a baby’s face should be legal. It’s not sexual if
Farting in a baby’s face should be legal. It’s not sexual if you’re trying to teach them an important life lesson.
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How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might
How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might explain why I’ve been having so much trouble finding the clitoris.
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Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident
Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident smile: “See your grandma over there, kid? Yeah, I fucked her.”
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Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry after they fuck.
