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She calms him, tells him it wasn’t a big deal, and they start chatting as the train leaves the station.

As they travel together, she tells him that her vagina can do tricks.

“No way,” he says.

“Yes way,” she says. “Look, I’m gonna make my vagina wink at you.” She proceeds to make it move, which leaves him impressed.

“That was awesome!” he says.

“Now look as it throws you a kiss,” and soon enough she makes it blow a kiss.

“Fantastic!” he exclaims. At this point, she is visibly aroused.

“Say, you wanna stick your fingers in there?” she asks.

“You’re kidding, right? IT CAN WHISTLE TOO?!”

When they get back six months later, their wives are having lunch and talking about their husbands’ new careers.

The first woman says, “Ever since my husband got back from clown college, he’s been pranking me!” She pulls out a small flower and sets it on the table, where it squirts water at her. She says the worst part is that he honks his stupid red nose every time he pulls a prank.

The second woman takes out a box of tissues and pulls on one, but the tissues just keep coming and coming. She says her husband also honks that ridiculous red nose every time he pulls a prank.

They both turn to the third woman and ask, “So, has your husband pranked you?”

“Not exactly,” she answers, blushing. She turns, crosses her legs, and … HONK!

They went to the docks, where Luigi pointed to the ships. “Luigi laid these keels, squared timbers, and made sure boards fit perfect. Do they call me Luigi the Shipwright? No!”

Finally, they went to a little shop where furniture was sold. “Luigi crafted these tables and set the joints that they might serve a family for generations. Do they call me Luigi the Carpenter? No!”

“But you fuck ONE goat…”