What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Joke Type: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Ocean Depths: A Lawyer’s Ideal Ending!
What do you call 20 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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Not Enough Sand for Legal Troubles
What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Loophole Lust: Aroused by Legal Technicalities
What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?
He got off on a technicality.
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Banana Affair: The Peeling Verdict!
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?
He got off on a peel.
