Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Seagulls or Bagels? A Silly Dilemma!
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Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Delight!
What’s leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe. -
Eyes Wide Open: A Unique Surgery Success
Went to school with a guy who was born without eyelids. He underwent surgery where they circumcised him and used the foreskin to create natural looking eyelids. The operation was a success.
He still looks a little cockeyed though.
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Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count. -
Princess No More: An Alliance in Love
My last girlfriend demanded to be treated as a princess.
Boy was she mad when I married her off to secure an alliance with France. -
Shorter Cuts: A Barber’s New Approach
I had a neighbor who was a barber, but he doesn’t cut hair any longer.
He cuts it shorter. -
Killer Whales: Masters of the Ocean Performance!
Do you know what’s great about orcas?
They do a killer whale impression. -
Trycocksagain: A New Hope for Lesbians
The FDA just approved a medication for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycocksagain. -
Blind at the Beach: Finding Clarity
How do you spot a blind person at a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
