Nature, but make it suspicious
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes, pet chaos, wildlife nonsense, bird crimes, and creature-based punchlines from the part of the internet that failed obedience school.
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A few hand-picked stops before you wander through the rest.
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An Elephant At The Bar
A bar joke with an elephant who refuses to be overlooked.
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Donating Blood
A blood donation mix-up with a rabbit in the waiting room.
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Matt Buys a Centipede
A lonely guy takes his unusual new pet out for a drink.
Fresh chaos in this neighborhood
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Tigers’ False Eyes
Tigers have “false eyes” on the back of their ears to discourage predators from attacking them from behindI am slightly…
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Joe Exotic and Elmo
Straight men addicted to meth Joe Exotic Americans shocked that a tiger is only $2000
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When Someone Asks if You’ve Eaten Enough
When someone says "haven't you eaten enough?"
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I Know You’re Looking
I know you're looking Don't be shy…
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The True Tiger King
The true Tiger King Identity theft is not a joke, John
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The First French Fry
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST FRENCH FRY WASN'T COOKED IN FRANCE? WHERE WAS IT COOKED, THEN? IN GREECE
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A Bear Walks Into a Bar
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “One whiskey and …………… one coke.” “Why the big pause?”…
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A Loved One With Mesothelioma
Mesothelioma You or aloved one
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Why Is There a Coyote on the Bus?
why is there a coyote on the bus? probably because they can’t fuckingdrive karen
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A Fun and Exciting Cereal
marketing: lets create a fun andexciting cereal executive: okay, go on marketing: it’ll have cool colors andfruity flavors executive: omg…
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Is This Good for Wasps?
Is this goodfor wasps? No, it killsthem.
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Starfish Have Mouths in the Middle of Their Bodies
Starfish have mouths inthe middle of their bodies Yeah sowhat Mermaids usethem as bras
