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Animal Jokes
Animal jokes, pet chaos, wildlife nonsense, bird crimes, and creature-based punchlines from the part of the internet that failed obedience school.
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Pipe Down or You’ll Get Us Both Fired
A gorilla at the zoo dies of old age just before opening time. He was the star attraction — the…
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Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
The kids filed back into class Monday morning, all excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something and then give…
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Read My Lips — POSSE
An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the…
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O’Brien’s Dog Was a Catholic
O’Brien lived alone in the Irish countryside for many years, with just his dog for company. One day, the dog…
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The Hamster and the Singing Frog
A mangy-lookin’ guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “No way. I don’t think you…
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Hair Remover for the Schnauzer
A lady was showing her dog at all of the local shows but despite having a tremendous dog, she never…
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Clarence Buys a Cheap Suit
Clarence goes downtown to buy an inexpensive, or rather, a cheap suit. He goes into one store and every suit…
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A Bird With Long Legs and a Tight Pussy
A guy walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat in tow. They take a seat and the…
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The Sparrow the Cow and the Cat
Little sparrow was flying south, running away from winter. Unfortunately it was so cold, that the bird froze and fell…
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The Bilingual Dog Secretary
The CEO of a company was in need of a secretary. He spread ads all over town. A few days…
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The Safari and the Mother-in-Law
Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One night, deep in the jungle, his wife woke up and…
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Little Johnny and the Word Fascinate
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.Unleash Chaos Molly…
