Guy: I’m really excited about our date tonight, I’ve been saving up all week for it
Girl: That’s so sweet of you but I really don’t mind splitting the check
Guy: I’m not talking about money
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Guy: I’m really excited about our date tonight, I’ve been saving up all week for it
Girl: That’s so sweet of you but I really don’t mind splitting the check
Guy: I’m not talking about money

just-shower-thoughts
The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

Omar Ibrahim 12 hrs ·
Me: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky
Vampire: don’t say it like that