When this is all over, please continue to stay at least 6 feet away from me
Delivery Style: observational
Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Laughing at Corona Memes
Laughing at corona memes like
February
March 1
Last week
This morning
A little later this morning
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Reading Cereal Boxes
When I was a kid, there were no phones or tablets. We read cereal boxes at breakfast
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The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
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Old woman watching porn on my phone
A very old woman sitting next to me on the train was watching hardcore porn
on my phone.
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The Worst Possible Place to Sell Seashells
When you think about it, it’s the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.
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Teaching Democracy
Last night, I taught my kids about democracy by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.
Then I picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
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Hemorrhoids vs Asteroids
The fact that “hemorrhoids” aren’t called “asteroids” is a major missed opportunity for science, health, and the English language.
