Format: image macro

Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

    Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

    JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE TRASH DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T DO GREAT THINGS.

    IT IS CALLED GARBAGE CAN, NOT GARBAGE CANNOT.

  • My Psalms Are Sweaty

    My Psalms Are Sweaty

    My psalms are sweaty
    knees weak, cross is heavy

    last supper is ready
    it’s lord’s spaghetti

  • Maybe If I Fart on Him

    Maybe if I fart on him
    He’ll stop poking me with it

  • They Finished Your Mom’s Dildo

    They Finished Your Mom’s Dildo

    They finished your mom’s dildo.

  • This Corner Available

    This Corner Available

    Oh look — this corner available. Your mom quit her job.

  • Sick Duck

    Sick Duck

    What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.

  • Jesus Says Your Mom’s a Whore

    Jesus Says Your Mom’s a Whore

    Jesus says your mom’s a whore!

  • Your Mom and This Chicken

    Your Mom and This Chicken

    What’s the difference between your mom and this chicken? Your mom is a whore.

  • What To Do With Your Opinion

    What To Do With Your Opinion

    What To Do With Your Opinion

    1. Unwrap your opinion.

    2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly (such as KY Brand).

    3. Lie on your left side and bend your right knee up towards your chest. Gently push your opinion into your rectum so that is deep enough to not come out.

  • Her Mouth Would Be an Airport

    Her Mouth Would Be an Airport

    I’m not saying she is a whore, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.