Format: anecdotal

Anecdotal comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Best wingman ever

    I asked my best friend to be my wingman and boast about me while I was talking to a girl I like.
    It backfired horribly when he told her I’m the best sex he ever had.

  • Well, that didn’t work

    My wife and I were discussing our eventual deaths…

    I said my worst fear was dying alone, and that I wanted the last thing I hear to be her telling me she loves me.

    She gave me a big hug, said, “I love you,” and then waited.

    After a couple of seconds, she shook her head and said, “Well, that didn’t work.”

  • Big steps

    There was a safety meeting at work today…
    They asked me, “What steps would you take in case of a fire?”

    “Big fucking steps.”

    Evidently, that was NOT the answer.

  • Big Potatoes and Dirty Secrets!

    Two Irish women were out in the field digging up potatoes.
    One of them pulls out a huge one and says, “Ah, it’s just like my husband’s penis.”
    The other gasps, “Oh? that big?”
    The first shakes her head and says, “No. That dirty.”

  • Nuns vs. Vampire: A Roadside Showdown!

    Two nuns were out driving one night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car.
    The first nun yelled to the second “Sister, show him your cross!”
    So the second nun leaned out the window and screamed “Hey! Get the fuck off our car!”

  • Eyes Wide Open: A Unique Surgery Success

    Went to school with a guy who was born without eyelids. He underwent surgery where they circumcised him and used the foreskin to create natural looking eyelids. The operation was a success.

    He still looks a little cockeyed though.