Nature, but make it suspicious
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes, pet chaos, wildlife nonsense, bird crimes, and creature-based punchlines from the part of the internet that failed obedience school.
Fresh chaos in this neighborhood
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Addicted to brake fluid
Sure, I might be addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.Share:TwitterFacebookLinkedinRedditWhatsappEmail
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I Fucking Loved That Cat
My Chinese neighbours had waffles for breakfast. Bastards I fucking loved that cat.
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Beating Around the Bush at the Brothel
A man goes to a brothel where they line up 10 naked women for him to choose from at the…
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Sick Duck
What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember how…
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Your Mom and This Chicken
What’s the difference between your mom and this chicken? Your mom is a whore.
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Trumpets
John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets? God: No, Trump/Pence John: Right. Trumpets. God: Fine. They’ll know.
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Three Horse
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife, He replied, “Three Horse.” “That’s an unusual name for your…
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Cameron Diaz Colonoscopy
Doctor: You need to get a colonoscopy Me: What’s that? Doctor: It’s a…
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Talking Dog For Sale
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken…
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Cliff Was Born For This Job
Cliff was born for this job. CLIFF HANGER Rock Climbing Instructor BBC BREAKFAST
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Where Is That Monkey
A lost dog wanders into a jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks to himself, “That thing…
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Signing My Dogs Up for Welfare
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible…
