Once long ago I got a job hosing women down for wet T-shirt contests. It was $2 an hour.
It was all I could afford at the time.
Anecdotal jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
Once long ago I got a job hosing women down for wet T-shirt contests. It was $2 an hour.
It was all I could afford at the time.
I interviewed 10,000 thousand people who had played Russian roulette and not a single one of them were harmed from the game.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
I like how my new doctor knocks before he enters the exam room when I’m in there.
Because of his thoughtfulness, I may never get caught boosting drug samples and hypodermic needles again.