Joke Type: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

It Was Tense

The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.

It was tense…
I know it’s called a blow JOB, but I really don’t think the

I know it’s called a blow JOB, but I really don’t think the interview was necessary.
Well, the test results are back, and it turns out you *can* get

Well, the test results are back, and it turns out you *can* get a disease from a toilet seat — especially if you have sex with a heroin-addicted hooker on it.
I got in trouble at the PTA meeting for suggesting “Wild, Hot

I got in trouble at the PTA meeting for suggesting “Wild, Hot and Horny” as the them for the pre-school auction. Those fucking pervs — I was talking about desert deer.
I was relieved when my co-worker told me my fly was open so I

I was relieved when my co-worker told me my fly was open so I could quickly zip up. I only wish she had warned me about my protruding, twitching member beforehand, too.
My wife can’t figure out why I love staying up late to do our

My wife can’t figure out why I love staying up late to do our taxes. What she doesn’t know is that my process involves writing “I.R.S.” on the forehead of a blow-up doll and repeatedly ramming it in the ass.
My wife and I just love experimenting in the kitchen! Last week

My wife and I just love experimenting in the kitchen! Last week we tried deviled eggs flavored with orange zest and Thai sriracha sauce. The week before that I banged her on the top dishwasher rack while she shoved a wire whisk up my ass.
Yelling through the bathroom stall partition, I asked my regular

Yelling through the bathroom stall partition, I asked my regular glory hole chick if she would be interested in taking things to the next level, but she just gave me lip service.
My boyfriend wants me to be more vocal and talk dirty to him

My boyfriend wants me to be more vocal and talk dirty to him when we’re having sex. Problem is, I don’t talk with my mouth full.
The problem with being a scat freak with a cold is that nobody

The problem with being a scat freak with a cold is that nobody knows what to think when you tell them you feel like fucking shit.