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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I’m just a kid at heart. A huge-titted, porn-watching,

I’m just a kid at heart. A huge-titted, porn-watching, masturbating kid.
Okay, say you fucked your sister… Just say it. I’m trying to

Okay, say you fucked your sister… Just say it. I’m trying to get a free vacation out of Jerry Springer.
I think we’re spoiled with today’s technological advancements.

I think we’re spoiled with today’s technological advancements. In fact, when I’m not videoconferencing or web-chatting, I find myself disappointed at not being able to say, “Stop staring at my tits, you moron.”
I believe God puts people in our lives for a reason. For

I believe God puts people in our lives for a reason. For example, I believe He brought me the new receptionist so I can stare at her tits all day.
At parties, people always ask doctors to look at their rash,

At parties, people always ask doctors to look at their rash, plumbers to look at their clogged drain, or investment bankers for stock tips. I wonder if porn stars have people pestering them at parties to pretend to deliver pizza or make that fuck-face look they all do on the DVD covers. I know I would.
I am fuck’s biggest fan. I stalk fuck. Why can’t life be more

I am fuck’s biggest fan. I stalk fuck. Why can’t life be more like fucking all the time?
Don’t you hate it when you’re masturbating to Christine

Don’t you hate it when you’re masturbating to Christine O’Donnell and just about to cum and Rosie O’Donnell pops into your head?
When people call me a “fucking idiot,” I consider it a

When people call me a “fucking idiot,” I consider it a compliment. After all, it’s my life’s ambition to do nothing but fuck like an idiot all day long.
To be perfectly honest, sometimes when I say I want to make

To be perfectly honest, sometimes when I say I want to make love, I really just want to fuck.
What’s the difference between a bad and a filthy Rumination?

What’s the difference between a bad and a filthy Rumination? Fuck me if I know!