How do two gay guys settle an argument?
They step outside and exchange blows.
Meh Thoughts
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So They Don’t Poke Your Eye Out
Why are pubic hairs curly?
So they don’t poke your eye out.
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She Was a Mathmachicken
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathmachicken.
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It Just Kept Ringing
I called the tinnitus hotline yesterday.
It just kept ringing.
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Still Assembling His Cabinet
Did you hear that the CEO of Ikea was just elected president of Sweden?
He is still assembling his cabinet.
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Making Headlines Everywhere
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines everywhere!
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His Mourning Coffee
What is the funeral director’s favourite drink?
He can’t start his day without his mourning coffee.
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Insufficient Funds
Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.
This is the fifth one I’ve been to that says Insufficient Funds.
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You’re Much Bigger Than That
My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”
“You’re much bigger than that.”
