Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

Grandpa’s Last Laugh: The Shaky Ladder Lesson

I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words to me:

“Stop shaking that ladder, you little jerk!”

I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Instead of screaming like his passengers!

I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s final words before he kicked the bucket.

He said “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

If a lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters, what do you throw in the water?

Another lawyer.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?

A wasted opportunity.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

What do you call 20 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

People with photographic memories…

Are they born with it, or does it take time to develop?

What’s worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles.