Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

Bar Humor: A Twist on Soviet Jokes!

In Soviet Russia, a bar walks into you!

A snake walks into a bar, the bartender says “How the hell did you do that?”

A guy walks into a bar and says, “Damn! That hurt!”

Jesus walks aboard a ship.

The puzzled captain asks him, “Couldn’t you wait until we docked?”

Jesus walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “You ain’t getting hammered here.”

Jesus walks into a motel.

He puts three nails on the counter and says, “Can you put me up for the night?”

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of invisible ink.

Now I am in the ER waiting to be seen.

Diarrhea Awareness starts on Monday.

Runs through Friday.

I woke up this morning and I felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin.

But after the first two, I felt better.

I went to the gym the other day and my favorite machine was broken.

I couldn’t get any chocolate or Coke or anything.