What’s the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A prostitute will stop screwing you after you’re dead.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Anonymous Tips: Surprising Similarities Unveiled
What do police hotlines and glory holes have in common?
Both rely on anonymous tips.
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Stairs: Always Up to Something!
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
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Cheese Wheel Tragedy: A Photographer’s Last Shot
A wedding photographer was today tragically crushed by a 200lb wheel of cheese that fell off the catering truck.
The guests all tried to warn him…
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Loophole Lust: Aroused by Legal Technicalities
What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?
He got off on a technicality.
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Banana Affair: The Peeling Verdict!
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?
He got off on a peel.
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Stretching Sentences: A Lawyer’s Favorite Workout
A lawyer’s favorite exercise is stretching one sentence into six billable pages.
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Decoding DNA: National Dyslexic’s Association Explained
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic’s Association.
