What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Never Forget: A Witty Reminder
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!!! -
Deadly Green Furry Pool Table Surprise!
What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
A pool table. -
Sharks and Clowns: A Tasty Mystery!
You know why sharks don’t eat clowns?
They taste funny. -
Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts. -
Scandinavian Barcodes: Shipping Made Clever!
Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
So they can Scandinavian. -
Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre -
C Is for the Pirate’s True Love
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C. -
Big Potatoes and Dirty Secrets!
Two Irish women were out in the field digging up potatoes.
One of them pulls out a huge one and says, “Ah, it’s just like my husband’s penis.”
The other gasps, “Oh? that big?”
The first shakes her head and says, “No. That dirty.”
