Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

Cheese Wheel Tragedy: A Photographer’s Last Shot

A wedding photographer was today tragically crushed by a 200lb wheel of cheese that fell off the catering truck.

The guests all tried to warn him…

What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?

He got off on a technicality.

Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?

He got off on a peel.

A lawyer’s favorite exercise is stretching one sentence into six billable pages.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic’s Association.

In Soviet Russia, a bar walks into you!

A snake walks into a bar, the bartender says “How the hell did you do that?”

A guy walks into a bar and says, “Damn! That hurt!”

Jesus walks aboard a ship.

The puzzled captain asks him, “Couldn’t you wait until we docked?”

Jesus walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “You ain’t getting hammered here.”