Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

Lawyer Overboard: Throw Another Lawyer!

If a lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters, what do you throw in the water?

Another lawyer.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?

A wasted opportunity.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

What do you call 20 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

People with photographic memories…

Are they born with it, or does it take time to develop?

What’s worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?

A prostitute will stop screwing you after you’re dead.

Covid, AIDS, and the Flu walk into a bar

The bartender takes one look at them and says, “What is this, some kind of sick joke?”

What do police hotlines and glory holes have in common?

Both rely on anonymous tips.