I’d like to give a shout out to all of the librarians…
…oh… oh, yeah… I’m sorry.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Prophets Going Through the Roof
I just opened a store selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof!
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Hit the Roof
I told my wife that I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline.
She hit the roof!
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Poop With the Door Open
I told my wife that we’ve been together long enough now, we can poop with the door open…
…She told me I shouldn’t be pooping in the car in the first place!
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Imagine Asian
I used to think I had a Japanese friend.
But it was just my imagine Asian.
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Children’s Zoo
Last week I took the kids to a children’s zoo.
Last night they escaped and came back home.
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Open Mike Night
I’m hosting an autopsy club meeting tonight!
It’s “Open Mike Night”!
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No Place to Park
I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants…
…but I had to quit. There was no place to park.
