What quality does the best secretary in the world have?
She never misses a period.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Not Looked Back Since
To save money on fuel I took the mirrors off of my car to reduce drag.
I’ve not looked back since.
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Taco Bell’s Colon Cleanse
I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse know about Taco Bell’s $4.99 deal.
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Eats That Many Trains
My personal trainer said he eats five big meals and trains six days a week.
I have no idea how he eats that many trains.
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Sting Operation
Did you hear about the bee who got busted for visiting a prostitute?
It was a sting operation.
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Taking It Harder
My family recently discovered our granddad has a Viagra addiction.
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
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You’re Next
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.”
So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Toss the Ball
In some sports you toss the ball to the fans after a victory….
You’re not supposed to do that when bowling. I know that now.
