I don’t think “It’s cumtastic!” was the compliment Sister Mary was looking for regarding her new cell phone.
Meh Thoughts
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I’ve always felt that the breakfast hummer was the most
I’ve always felt that the breakfast hummer was the most important blowjob of the day.
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It Just Kept Ringing
I called the tinnitus hotline yesterday.
It just kept ringing.
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Failed Sex Ed
Bobby and Jack got their report cards from school and found they failed sex ed…
Bobby told Jack, “I’m so angry, I want to kick Ms. Williams in the nuts!”
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They say that unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.
They say that unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes. But it’s not really that bad if the bitch in front of you has a great ass.
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Hangovers are temporary; memories are forever.
Hangovers are temporary; memories are forever. Unless you were too drunk to remember them, that is.
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ID Theft
My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.
He’s now called Dav.
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 10 years of working in a law firm, it’s that
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 10 years of working in a law firm, it’s that there’s never a good time to say, “Lick me, law-boy!” to the managing partner.
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One minute we were working side by side, and the next we were in
One minute we were working side by side, and the next we were in the supply room, tearing off each others’ clothes. I guess it was just the sperm of the moment.
