Why are elephants so wise?
It comes with getting long in the tooth.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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I doubt they’d do it more than once
If the company that makes Q-Tips was really serious about wanting us only using them on the outsides of our ears, they’d make the little stick come to a needle-sharp point. People would still poke them into the canal, but I kind of doubt they’d do it more than once.
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There’s no “I” in “sperm.” And hopefully after that quick kick
There’s no “I” in “sperm.” And hopefully after that quick kick to the crotch, there will be no more sperm in “eye.”
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A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best
A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best things about Prom are right there in its name.
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Camels call their feet “pussy wedgies
Camels call their feet “pussy wedgies.”
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Before the Crowbar Was Invented
True fact:
Before the crowbar was invented…
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I was walking my dog when a lady asked if the shit pile on her
I was walking my dog when a lady asked if the shit pile on her lawn was mine and I got super offended because I haven’t shat on a lawn in weeks.
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Do you think it’s a big deal, if after years of marriage you find out your partner literally sucked hundreds of dicks before you met? Or is my wife making a big deal out of nothing?
Do you think it’s a big deal, if after years of marriage you find out your partner literally sucked hundreds of dicks before you met? Or is my wife making a big deal out of nothing?
