“There’s no such thing as bad publicity!” – Anyone but Malaysia Airlines
Meh Thoughts
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I don’t think it would be that great to be a snowman, staring out at a world blanketed
I don’t think it would be that great to be a snowman, staring out at a world blanketed in snow. It must be like you standing in your front yard, seeing your own neighborhood covered in six inches of freshly fallen human viscera.
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I’m writing an erotic story of a successful but lonely Wal-Mart manager who introduces a
I’m writing an erotic story of a successful but lonely Wal-Mart manager who introduces a young, barely tattooed cashier to his version of bondage, most of which involves duct tape. I’m calling it “Fifty Shades of Camo.”
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Trivia: The African nation of Angola has the highest child mortality rate.
Trivia: The African nation of Angola has the highest child mortality rate. On the flip side, Mt. Olympus has the highest child immortality rate.
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One week before Easter, my wife walked up to me and slapped me.
One week before Easter, my wife walked up to me and slapped me. I said, “What’s that all about?” She said, “Duh. It’s Palm Sunday.” I’m really dreading Fist Monday.
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Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat?
Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat? Noticing that it’s blowing in from the air vent.
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Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
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Hotel sex can be loads of fun. Unless someone catches you and
Hotel sex can be loads of fun. Unless someone catches you and yells at you to get a room.
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I’d have to say my favorite thing about Thanksgiving is the sharp spike in frequency of
I’d have to say my favorite thing about Thanksgiving is the sharp spike in frequency of use of the term “giblets.”
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The one piece of advice I wish I’d paid attention to is that thing on the cleaner bag
The one piece of advice I wish I’d paid attention to is that thing on the cleaner bag that says you shouldn’t put it over your head. Man, was my face red that time! Or maybe blue — I’ve been having trouble with my memory since then.
