Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children.

Fair enough. Use an ashtray.

I wasn’t sure, and my friends said it was a bit of a grey area.

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN…

They will get very angry.

Farmers are not only good at their job, but they are also outstanding in their fields.

I wouldn’t say I’m a big drinker. I usually just have a glass of whiskey before bed.

Last night I went to bed 8 times.

Michael Jackson put out some very good albums.

But I think we can all agree his 7th album was Bad.

I’m really conflicted about abortion.

I mean, I’m all for killing babies, but do we really want to give women the right to choose?

I was blessed with a 9-inch penis.

That priest is in jail now.

Say what you will of the Nazis, but they did manage to do a lot of scientific research without harming any animals.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.