What’s the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded in the first place.
Meh Thoughts
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Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
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I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z
I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z… but I am stuck on U.
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I failed my college photography exam
I failed my college photography exam.
I just couldn’t focus.
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The Teaspoon
The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.
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Inflation Joke
Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
But it’s hardly worth it now. -
You Can Always Tell
You can always tell if a man masturbates a lot by looking at his hands…
If you look closely, you’ll see a wedding ring.
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Broad Generalizations
People who make broad generalizations are always wrong.
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As Close As I’m Allowed to Get
I tried to come up with a joke about restraining orders. But this is as close as I’m allowed to get.
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Old woman watching porn on my phone
A very old woman sitting next to me on the train was watching hardcore porn
on my phone.
