My boyfriend thought it’d be hot if I went out in public without wearing a bra. From all of the stares I got, I’m thinking maybe I should have at least worn a shirt.
Tone: light-hearted
Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I guess I can be pretty naive. When my e-Harmony date texted me
I guess I can be pretty naive. When my e-Harmony date texted me that he “couldn’t wait to spend time looking at the top of my head”, I thought he was just really tall.
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I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got
I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got off, and dropped him at the bus stop after giving him $2 — and he never gave me back my change!
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My girlfriend is ridiculously sexy. In fact, she brought the
My girlfriend is ridiculously sexy. In fact, she brought the sexy back so far, I had to buy a DeLorean just to sleep with her.
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I don’t know why men are always so interested in tits. On the
I don’t know why men are always so interested in tits. On the other hand, I don’t know why *I’m* so interested in them either. Ah, the mysteries of life.
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The concierge looked at me funny when I asked to get extra
The concierge looked at me funny when I asked to get extra coffee and lotion delivered to my room, but, hey, I may be on vacation, but my penis isn’t!
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Mr. and Mrs. Wood-Johnson sure dodged a bullet when they named
Mr. and Mrs. Wood-Johnson sure dodged a bullet when they named their son Robert instead of Richard.
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Hotel sex can be loads of fun. Unless someone catches you and
Hotel sex can be loads of fun. Unless someone catches you and yells at you to get a room.
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Silly me. I assumed my girlfriend’s nickname of “Thunder Thighs”
Silly me. I assumed my girlfriend’s nickname of “Thunder Thighs” had something to do with their size — until I heard the rumbling noises that often emanate from near the tops of them.
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I hate dating a pharmacist. He always puts stickers on me
I hate dating a pharmacist. He always puts stickers on me saying, “Not to be taken orally.”
