It’s a good idea to pay close attention to the recipe when you cook. That way you won’t spend a whole day looking for miced onions.
Tone: relatable
Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Deer Dragging Direction Makes All The Difference
Two goober hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
“Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”
After the third hunter left, the two goobers decided to try it.
A little while later one said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”
“Yeah,” the other added, “but we’re getting farther away from the truck….”
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Hol Up Threesome
When your girl says yes to a 3 some and you get in the room and there’s 2 niggas and shes holdin a camera
Hol up.
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Why Flirt When Theres Life Alert
why flirt?
when there’s life alert?
you gotta stop doing this Edna
hey there big bay
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Hungover Me Vodka
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING “FOR HUNGOVER ME”
I DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
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Stop Drop Shut Em Down
So remember stop drop
Shut ’em down open up shop
Firefighter: Woah. No…
Kids: That’s how rough riders roll
Firefighter: *defeated sigh*
