My daughter asked me to explain AI to her.
I said, “You know how Dad gives wrong answers confidently? It’s like that but faster.”
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My daughter asked me to explain AI to her.
I said, “You know how Dad gives wrong answers confidently? It’s like that but faster.”

When you haven’t caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you.

I GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER SELF TODAY
THAT’S THE LAST TIME I’LL BUY 1 PLY TOILET PAPER AT THE DOLLAR STORE

If having one glass of wine makes you happy, imagine having seven. Stop limiting yourself.

Danny Glover was just 41 when he decided he was getting too old for this shit. Let that sink in.

They say nothing’s more American than grabbing a hotdog, heading to the ballpark and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic make magic on the field.
— Will Ferrell