I thought about getting a snippet of a language I don’t speak tattooed on me. How’s this “camel cock” from ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With
My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With Tribbles” is the complete lack of attention to tribble shit, which would have to be one of the top concerns.
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I don’t understand couples who like to watch porn while they
I don’t understand couples who like to watch porn while they fuck. That’s like making Little League baseball players watch the World Series of Fucking during every game.
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Sometimes I think my wife finds excuses to barge into the
Sometimes I think my wife finds excuses to barge into the bathroom in the morning just to see if she can catch me jerking off in the shower. That suspicious little minx!
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Word to the wise: No matter how good the sex was, never
Word to the wise: No matter how good the sex was, never high-five your dick.
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I’m glad the “Fifty Shades of Grey” author decided to call that
I’m glad the “Fifty Shades of Grey” author decided to call that secret boudoir the “Red Room,” because “Room Where I Get to Stick Stuff Up Your Ass” sounds much less mysterious.
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Why do they call it underwear? I call mine manhole covers
Why do they call it underwear? I call mine manhole covers.
