What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Never Forget: A Witty Reminder
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!!! -
Deadly Green Furry Pool Table Surprise!
What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
A pool table. -
Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts. -
Scandinavian Barcodes: Shipping Made Clever!
Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
So they can Scandinavian. -
Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre -
Two hunters
Two hunters were out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapsed.
The other grabbed his phone, called emergency services, and yelled, “Help! We were out hunting, and I think my buddy’s dead! What do I do?!”
The operator said calmly, “All right, sir. First, make sure he’s dead.”
There was a pause… then two gunshots.
The hunter came back on the line and said, “Okay — now what?”
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C Is for the Pirate’s True Love
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C. -
Big Potatoes and Dirty Secrets!
Two Irish women were out in the field digging up potatoes.
One of them pulls out a huge one and says, “Ah, it’s just like my husband’s penis.”
The other gasps, “Oh? that big?”
The first shakes her head and says, “No. That dirty.”
