What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk!
Delivery Style: question and answer
Question and answer joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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One less drunk
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A cavity search
How do you know if your dentist was a corrections officer before?
If he wants to do a cavity search. -
Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Mystery!
What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A Shoe! -
Musical Peas vs. Hummus Heroes!
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, while chickpeas can only hummus one. -
Handshakes: Cannibals’ Party Starter!
What do cannibals serve at the start of a party?
Handshakes. -
Behind Bars: The Tale of Police Seats
What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats. -
Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre -
Temperature Check: Taste vs. Tradition!
What’s the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
The taste.
