Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • A Magician’s Lost Magic

    A Magician’s Lost Magic

    What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

    Ian.

  • A 3-in-1

    A 3-in-1

    Turns out you can't add toothpaste to 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner to make it a 3-in-1.

  • The First French Fry

    The First French Fry

    DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST FRENCH FRY WASN'T COOKED IN FRANCE?

    WHERE WAS IT COOKED, THEN?

    IN GREECE

  • A Question About Firsthand

    A Question About Firsthand

    Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"

    Editor: "Either one is fine."

    Students get first hand job experience

  • A Radio for Sale

    A Radio for Sale

    Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"

    I thought, "I can’t turn that down".

  • If I Had a Dollar

    If I Had a Dollar

    If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

    Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!

  • A Question About Shaving

    A Question About Shaving

    You shave your coochie but not your butthole? That's a mullet.

  • A Jar of Mayonnaise

    A Jar of Mayonnaise

    Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me.

    I was like: “What the Hellman!”

  • New Jersey Quarantined

    New Jersey Quarantined

    BREAKING NEWS

    NEW JERSEY QUARANTINED

    NOT BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS. JUST BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

  • A Bear Walks Into a Bar

    A Bear Walks Into a Bar

    Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “One whiskey and …………… one coke.”

    “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

    “I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.