Monday: Greg
Tuesday: Ian
Wednesday: Greg
Thursday: Ian
Friday: Greg
Saturday: Ian
Sunday: Greg
The Gregorian Calendar.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Discussing Unbalanced Population Growth
When discussing the global effects of unbalanced population growth, let’s remember that for some people, bucket seats mean birth control.
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If There’s One Thing I Can’t Stand, It’s Intolerance
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
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My Possessions No Longer Possess Me
My possessions no longer possess me. They sold me to a new owner last week.
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I Keep Wanting to Go to Oklahoma
I keep wanting to go to Oklahoma, but I’m terrified the evil storm chasers from the movie Twister might still be there.
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How Can I Help Others?
How can I help others unless I first stop them from helping themselves?
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Elvis Costello’s Blood & Chocolate
I never had an appreciation for why Elvis Costello would title an album “Blood & Chocolate” until things got out of hand eating that Nestlé 100 Grand bar.
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Justice Is Blind
It’s good that justice is blind. I just wish she had a better sense of smell.
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The Weather in New England
It’s true what they say: “If you don’t like the weather in New England, it’s because it freaking sucks. Why do we live here? Ooh, foliage!”
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If Jesus Were Born Today
If Jesus were born today, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration would require a five-point safety harness in the manger.
