“Dad, why don’t eggs tell jokes?”
Because they’d crack each other up.
Question and answer joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
What’s the difference between a beer nut and a deer nut?
A bowl of beer nuts is about $1.80, but you can always find a deer nut under a buck.
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper.
What’s blue and weighs very little?
Light blue.
What do you call an actor who’s addicted to meth?
A meth-head actor.
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
Why couldn’t the engine hear?
It didn’t have any engineers.
“What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?”
“I’ll spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.”
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?
The taste.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail.