Dog: You are my life. My purpose. I will do anything for you
Human: Drop the ball
Dog: Go fuck yourself
Delivery Style: surprise twist
Surprise twist joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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What Do They Have in Common
What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone forgot to take it out.
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Luck Be in the Air Tonight – I Definitely Guessed That Answer Horribly Wrong
annabellehector: luck be in the air tonight
tinylesbianarms: well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.
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What’s Black and Never Works? Decaffeinated Coffee. You Racist Bastard.
WHAT’S BLACK AND NEVER WORKS?
DECAFFEINATED COFFEE
YOU RACIST BASTARD.
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Banging This Hot Chick on Her Kitchen Table – Quick Try the Backdoor
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open
She said “it’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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Momo Bathroom Optical Illusion
Momo poster in the bathroom with an unfortunate angle that creates a very inappropriate optical illusion.
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My Wife Asked Me if I Wish She Had Been Born With Big Tits
r/Jokes u/vyrago
my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
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When Pigeons Have Sex They Die – Well the One I Fucked Did
Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die?
Really?
Well the one I fucked did
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Your Word Is Seaward – C-U-N… Please No Jesus Stop
moderator: your word is ‘seaward’
spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…
moderator: please no jesus stop
