Momo poster in the bathroom with an unfortunate angle that creates a very inappropriate optical illusion.
Delivery Style: surprise twist
Surprise twist joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My Wife Asked Me if I Wish She Had Been Born With Big Tits
r/Jokes u/vyrago
my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
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When Pigeons Have Sex They Die – Well the One I Fucked Did
Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die?
Really?
Well the one I fucked did
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Your Word Is Seaward – C-U-N… Please No Jesus Stop
moderator: your word is ‘seaward’
spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…
moderator: please no jesus stop
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The Only One
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.
She said yes — all the others had been nines and tens.
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The Classic Move
Me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
Other guy at urinal: hey
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Can You Find the Black Guy?
Can you find the black guy?
No. Because he is a human just like the rest of us
Just kidding he is in jail
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So Fred, You’re 97! What’s Your Secret?
Reporter: So Fred, you’re 97! What’s your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
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Top Was 3 Yrs Ago.. A Lot Has Changed, We Blessed
Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the 😊 we blessed
