Surprise Twist Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Extra Mile: Grandad’s Wisdom, Hilarious Outcomes

Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver

What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats.

What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
A pool table.

What’s the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
The taste.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?

A wasted opportunity.

Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?

He got off on a peel.

Do men get anything out of valentines day? It depends on whether or not his wife will do the brussel sprout.

What’s the brussel sprout?

It’s when you put something in your mouth and pretend you like it