HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird
HER: what’s it doing
HIM: chopping fucking vegetables
Visual gag joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird
HER: what’s it doing
HIM: chopping fucking vegetables

WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
I’m gonna get a realistic tattoo of a huge penis on my right forearm. Then when I do that drunken trick where I open my zipper and stick my arm through it, people will totally freak the fuck OUT.