Not sure if I should accept or just leave him hanging
Jeffrey Epstein sent you a friend request.
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Joke Type: juxtaposition
Juxtaposition jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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An Online Conversation
I love when my boyfriend cums in me, so I can drag my pussy across the floor and pretend I'm a snail
Jesus left the conversation
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A Conversation With a Girl
I WAS BANGING A RETARDED GIRL AND SHE WOULDN'T LET ME CUM IN HER MOUTH
SO I CAME ON THE WINDOW AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE
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At the Walmart Self Checkout
Whenever the self checkout at Walmart says "insert cash or pay another way." I always push my titties together.
Never works.
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Nice Things to Whisper
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone
you smell different when you’re awake
please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
soon
you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
your hair tastes like strawberries
tonight….you.
he knows, don’t go home.
I always knew you would die in my arms
every time I poop I think of you
no one will ever believe you
yesssssssssssss
I killed mufasa
I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
mother told me it would be like this
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The Girl on the Right
I'm no doctor, but if anyone here is gonna save this man's life, it's the girl on the right
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Tigers’ False Eyes
Tigers have “false eyes” on the back of their ears to discourage predators from attacking them from behind
I am slightly less terrified of tigers and 1000x more terrified of whatever the fuck a tiger considers a predator
That Bitch Carole Baskins
