Me : Dad, am i adopted ?
Dad : No, why the fuck would i pick you ?
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ME: I don’t understand why my Asshole always hurts.
Also ME: (spicy food and priest collage)

the hills are alive with the sound of music
Aw skeet skeet mothafuckaaaaaaaaa