RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT
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RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT

MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH

Absolutely nobody.
The sock in the corner of my room

The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.

We will never forget these unforgettable lines from some legendary 70’s movies
I love the smell of napalm in the morning! — Robert Duvall
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. — Roy Scheider
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY! — Clint Eastwood
ghag gagh gaagh ghaagh gaagh gaargh — Linda Lovelace

AND NOW MY LITTLE BOY,
I GONNA INSERT MY SECOND FINGER

When you’re trying to wash the stink off of your sex toy.

When the grand kids are playing fortnite but you’re upstairs playing tomb raider