The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
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The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.

We will never forget these unforgettable lines from some legendary 70’s movies
I love the smell of napalm in the morning! — Robert Duvall
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. — Roy Scheider
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY! — Clint Eastwood
ghag gagh gaagh ghaagh gaagh gaargh — Linda Lovelace

AND NOW MY LITTLE BOY,
I GONNA INSERT MY SECOND FINGER

When you’re trying to wash the stink off of your sex toy.

When the grand kids are playing fortnite but you’re upstairs playing tomb raider

Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever porno featuring two sets of siamese twins.
*MASTURBATES IN DISGUST*

My new standing desk has arrived, it has a cool feature bolted on underneath.