Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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February Used to Have 31 Days
February used to have 31 days and then 3 of them got stolen. That’s when it was named Black History Month.
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When Your Girl Is Giving You a Handjob Under the Table
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table.
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Escorted Out of the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet
Me being escorted out of the all you can eat Chinese buffet.
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The Passive Aggression of the Christ
The Passive Aggression of the Christ
NO, IT’S FINE, I’LL CARRY IT…
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Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing
Roses are red,
Clouds make me sadThe purple sock
Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad
