Format: image macro

Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Sex Calories 5 Miles

    Sex Calories 5 Miles

    DURING SEX YOU BURN AS MUCH CALORIES AS RUNNING FOR 5 MILES.

    WHO THE FUCK RUNS 5 MILES IN 30 SECONDS?

  • Anal Lube

    Anal Lube

    Always check there’s no “Anal lube” in your photo before posting it on the internet!

  • Interview Biggest Weakness

    Interview Biggest Weakness

    Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?

    Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.

  • Helen Keller Orgy

    Helen Keller Orgy

    Helen Keller at her first orgy, circa 1900 colorized

  • Hooker Drowned 10 Minutes

    Hooker Drowned 10 Minutes

    When the hooker you just drowned still has another 10 minutes you paid for

    made with mematic

  • Sodium Joke NaBrO

    Sodium Joke NaBrO

    Want to hear a joke about Sodium?

    Na.

    Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

    NaBrO.

  • Suspect Dancing Naked

    Suspect Dancing Naked

    Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown

    Dispatch: Copy that

    Me: I’ll try but I’m not much of a dancer

  • Texans Snow Property

    Texans Snow Property

    Texans demanding that the snow get off their property.

  • Alexei Worst Mechanic

    Alexei Worst Mechanic

    This is Alexei, he’s responsible for the destruction of 30 Russian tanks. Alexei is the worst mechanic in the Russian army

  • Marijuana Legalized South

    Marijuana Legalized South

    The day after marijuana is legalized in the South.