Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary
Wife: Nothing would please me more
Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Angry Raccoon
angry raccoon
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.
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Wont Do What You Tell Me
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
MOTHERFUCKER……..UGGGGH!!!!
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Fish Mr Brightside
I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.
Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?
I was only a fish, I was only a fish.
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Stereo Type
Whenever I think of the 80’s, my first thought is of a boom box.
Well that’s just a stereo type!
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Grilling Steak Mom
YOU SEE SON, GRILLING A GOOD STEAK IS A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM
ONCE IT STARTS BLEEDING, IT’S TIME TO FLIP HER OVER TO THE BROWN SIDE.
