Me : Dad, am i adopted ?
Dad : No, why the fuck would i pick you ?
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

When your girl says yes to a 3 some and you get in the room and there’s 2 niggas and shes holdin a camera
Hol up.

ME: I don’t understand why my Asshole always hurts.
Also ME: (spicy food and priest collage)